The Perfect Flight
Have you ever dreamed of a perfect flight? I have and often. While this may be an unrealistic list, I hope to land the perfect flight one day!
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What does a perfect flight look like? Here is the wish list:
- Zero cancellations, delays, rerouting, turbulence, maintenance issues, need for a new aircraft, or overselling.
- Absolutely no un-ticketed passengers, no bags checked without the owner-on-board, no mystery unaccounted for items.
- Never any medical emergencies specifically – let’s avoid heart attacks.
- If there must be sprogs and we can’t ban them, can we at least compromise to none in diapers and none that act like troglodytes!
- Stop the practice of sharing bodily fluids, no vomit, no blood, no urine or feces, and no bare feet.
- Decline people that smell or omit gasses from ANY orifice.
- Noone that can’t get on board and arrange their gear and take a seat in less than two minutes. Specifically, have people get on and sit down the same way they project out of their seats upon landing.
- Stop those carrying twenty bags or bags that apparently should be checked and don’t fit the overhead.
- No violence, no arguing, and no drunks.
- Decline anyone that needs two seats and purchased one – at least not sat next to me.
- No idiots, no psychopaths, no wankers or total twats – I know this one is a long shot, but my patience is wearing thin.
- No one who thinks the person sat next to them is their entertainment. How about a smile, some quick, pleasant chit-chat, then silence?
- Everyone completely empties their bowels BEFORE boarding.
- Cell phones are on mute, or all are using headsets. Who the heck want’s to listen to someone else’s crap?
- Stinky food is not permitted and is confiscated upon entry to the plane.
- All wear a mask and comply with regulations.
Stuff You Need for A Perfect Flight
Airplane Footrest | How many times have you been on a flight and not had anywhere to put your feet or not been able to get comfortable? Let that be a thing of the past. | |
Sleep Travel Pillow | Need to sleep on the plane? How about an inflatable travel pillow? It’s compact and comes with earbuds and an eye mask. | |
Silk Eye Pillow | A multi-purpose gift. Use on the road or at home. This silk eye pillow is filled with organic Lavender & Flax Seeds (Plus Removable Pouch and Free Gel Eye Mask. |
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